Another Chat Log

A quick update and another chat log from the Me and Max Archives. The article on Cathy I'm referencing can be found Here.

[11:06] MikeCMercury: Oh no! Cathy is ending :( :( :( :(

[11:06] robomax: I hope it ends with a murder suicide
[11:06] robomax: ...BY CHOCOLATE

[11:07] MikeCMercury: ACK! Cathy's had a brain parasite for the past 25 years and is still a fat load in a hospital bed!
[11:08] MikeCMercury: Her husband and weight loss are imaginary constructs of her diseased mind!

[11:09] robomax: Cathy vomits up a satan fetus and the world ends
[11:09] robomax: ACK

[11:11] MikeCMercury: Cathy kills tila tequila and wears her skin, crying that now she is finally beautiful.
[11:11] MikeCMercury: MONDAYS, HUH?

[11:13] robomax: you know that scene in i love lucy?
[11:13] robomax: with the chocolate and the conveyor belt?

[11:13] MikeCMercury: Yes

[11:13] robomax: it's basically that
[11:13] robomax: but with infants

And, for extra hilarity- THESE ARTICLES about Tila Tequila getting pelted with rocks, shit and bricks at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Juggalos, like dogs and babies, can sense when something is evil and know to destroy it, despite their diminished mental capacity.

-\m/ike